by uncoveredtruths Verbal Intercourse

jsrcklss: stadography: allroad: 2ndart: punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS. This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit. IT GOT BETTER. You ever sucked dick for bread sticks You ever sucked dick for bread sticks bread sticks dead
nigerianscams: sorcery 

i hate when girls get cocky just cuz most guys would smash her

OK SO

our standards are nonexistent

just look good and dont be dirty and thats ALL IT TAKES

dont get hype off it

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body count 3 hunna

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girls fake nuts

niggas fake love

whos worse

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punk

a ‘yes’ can turn into a ‘WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT” right after post-nut trauma

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nothing more confusing than “post-nut” confusion its like you’re a whole different person

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ugly people so much uglier first time you wear glasses

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tubesock: brozorfs: I think this is what it would feel like to go to Jamaica there aren’t any bullet holes in this gif

queefosuave:

*concerned white man voice* I ATE THE GOOCH I ATE THE GOOCH

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